NFL Week 3 Picks

Liam got the best of last week and evened up the records on the picks for the season... Dave not happy. Both of us are still alive in the Eliminator.

In all seriousness though, a big thank you to Bitch for texting the scores and updates of the NFL day to me all last Sunday while I was at my Brother's wedding. Class move Bitch, thank you. And to truly thank you I shall beat you this week... Try and figure out that logic.

SUNDAY

Tennessee @ New York Giants
LIAM: Giants
LING: Giants

Dallas @ Houston
LIAM: Cowboys
LING: Texans

San Francisco @ Kansas City
LIAM: 49ers
LING: 49ers

Cincinnati @ Carolina
LIAM: Bengals
LING: Bengals

Pittsburgh @ Tampa Bay
LIAM: Steelers
LING: Steelers

Buffalo @ New England
LIAM: Patriots
LING: Patriots (Eliminator Pick)

Cleveland @ Baltimore
LIAM: Ravens
LING: Ravens

Detroit @ Minnesota
LIAM: Vikings (*Eliminator)
LING: Vikings

Atlanta @ New Orleans
LIAM: Saints
LING: Falcons

Washington @ St. Louis
LIAM: Redskins
LING: Redskins

Philadelphia @ Jacksonville
LIAM: Eagles
LING: Eagles

Indianapolis @ Denver
LIAM: Colts
LING: Colts

Oakland @ Arizona
LIAM: Cardinals
LING: Cardinals

San Diego @ Seattle
LIAM: Chargers
LING: Chargers (I hate myself)

New York Jets @ Miami
LIAM: Jets
LING: Dolphins

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Green Bay @ Chicago
LIAM: Packers
LING: Packers

SWING GAMES...
Dallas (Liam) at Houston (Ling)
Atlanta (Ling) at New Orleans (Liam)
NY Jets (Liam) at Miami (Ling)

As always, Good Luck Bitch!

NFL Week 2 Picks

Everything is right in the world again. The sun is shining and I am up 1-0 in picks this season. Bitch survived the Eliminators last weekend (barely) but I still took a 3-2 edge in swing games. Victory tastes so sweet that I plan on winning again this weekend.

In fact, I am so confident that I'm going to win, I'm not even going to watch the Sunday games and instead I'll sacrifice my football love and go to my Brother's wedding instead.

Good luck Bitch... you're going to need it.

SUNDAY

Arizona @ Atlanta
LIAM: Falcons (*Eliminator)
LING: Falcons

Baltimore @ Cincinnati
LIAM: Ravens
LING: Ravens

Kansas City @ Cleveland
LIAM: Browns
LING: Chiefs

Chicago @ Dallas
LIAM: Cowboys
LING: Cowboys

Philadelphia @ Detroit
LIAM: Eagles
LING: Eagles

Buffalo @ Green Bay
LIAM: Packers
LING: Packers (Eliminator Pick)

Pittsburgh @ Tennessee
LIAM: Steelers
LING: Titans

Miami @ Minnesota
LIAM: Vikings
LING: Vikings

Tampa Bay @ Carolina
LIAM: Panthers
LING: Panthers

Seattle @ Denver
LIAM: Broncos
LING: Seahawks

St. Louis @ Oakland
LIAM: Raiders
LING: Rams

New England @ New York Jets
LIAM: Patriots
LING: Patriots

Jacksonville @ San Diego
LIAM: Chargers
LING: Chargers

Houston @ Washington
LIAM: Texans
LING: Texans

New York Giants @ Indianapolis
LIAM: Colts
LING: Colts

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

New Orleans @ San Francisco
LIAM: Saints
LING: Saints

SWING GAMES...
Kansas City (Ling) at Cleveland (Liam)
Seattle (Ling) at Denver (Liam)
St. Louis (Ling) at Oakland (Liam)

Bitch, going out on a limb with the visiting teams here. Let's see how that works out for you. Also going ahead and taking out Green Bay from your Eliminator pick. I'll take a few longer shots early in the season with the hope of still having a few stud picks later in the year. Good Luck Bitch!

Happy wedding day for Sling!

NFL Week 1... Let's Get It On!

THURSDAY

Minnesota @ New Orleans
LIAM... VIKINGS!!!!
LING... S-A-I-N-T-S ... Bitch can not resist taking the Vikings.

Up 1-0... It's such a beautiful Sunday.

SUNDAY

Cleveland @ Tampa Bay
LIAM...Browns
LING... Buccaneers

Miami @ Buffalo
LIAM...Dolphins
LING... Dolphins (Eliminator Pick)
The Bills are just brutal, it's tough putting the 1st week eliminator on a road team but the Bills, September in Buffalo isn't that bad, and the Dolphins are a good team.

Cincinnati @ New England
LIAM...Patriots
LING... Patriots

Carolina @ New York Giants
LIAM...Giants
LING... Giants

Detroit @ Chicago
LIAM...'da Bears
LING... Bears

Atlanta @ Pittsburgh
LIAM... Falcons
LING... Falcons

Oakland @ Tennessee
LIAM...Titans
LING... Titans

Denver @ Jacksonville
LIAM...Jaguars* (ELIMINATOR pick)
LING... Broncos
Bitch... I think you're going to lose this eliminator early. Perhaps I'll feel generous and give you another shot next week.

Indianapolis @ Houston
LIAM...Colts
LING... Colts

Arizona @ St. Louis
LIAM...Cardinals
LING... Cardinals

Green Bay @ Philadelphia
LIAM...Packers
LING... Packers

San Francisco @ Seattle
LIAM...49ers
LING... Seahawks
I'll go down swinging.

Dallas @ Washington
LIAM...Cowboys
LING... Cowboys

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Baltimore @ New York Jets
LIAM...Ravens - I'm excited to see the new WRs in action.
LING... Jets

San Diego @ Kansas City
LIAM...Chargers
LING... Chargers

SWING GAMES...
Vikings vs. Saints
Browns vs. Buccaneers
49ers vs. Seahawks
Ravens vs. Jets
Broncos vs. Jaguars

And here we go...

STANDINGS UPDATE 2010!

Here we go... a sad but true standings update.

My math is sketchy (at best) but I believe the current standings are...

LIAM... 67
LING... 53

Crap. Liam +14. I'm not going to go through all the math but if Bitch disagrees he can spend all the time going through the progress since the last standings update.

Active...

• Pujols Triple Crown... he's neck-and-neck with Joey Votto but Pujols has a chance to make Liam $1.
• Chacin vs. Duke. Chacin has 1 win this year (1-2 on the year) and Duke has 6 wins (6-12). Another year, another win for Liam coming at the end of this season.
• Crosby vs. Ovechkin. Liam won with Crosby this year... just barely.
• Fantasy Football. The Deadbeats (Ling) vs. Team Weseloh (nice name Bitch)
  

We are getting ready to embark on another season of NFL picks. Unless Bitch objects I believe we will go with a week-by-week winner and an overall picks champion. Liam won both last year, by a lot, even a blind squirrel finds a nut from time-to-time.

I also challenge Bitch to an Eliminator challenge this season as well... if he's man enough to accept.

Time for more wagers, I have some ground to make up.