Sunday, January 22, 2023

2022 NFL Picks - Season Summary

Well, it was quite a season alright.  Here is where things finished up for the Regular Season...

In the classic Bitch Cup results, Liam ended up winning BOTH the Overall picks (51-49) and the Individual Weeks (10-5).  No evidence to back this up, but I believe this keeps Ling winless for the past 24 years.

In the Weseloh focused Man of the House Cup, the Individual Weeks ended up tied 7-7-4.  In the Overall Picks, the experience of fatherhood prevailed by a narrow 36-33 victory.

In the Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader Cup, Logan put together a small 2-week winning streak to force a Tie in the Individual Week competition (8-8) while owning a dominating victory in the Overall Picks (59-50).

So in the end, Liam is better than Logan, Logan is better than Ling, and Ling finishes with a solid bronze medal.  Better luck next year!

Love you!

Bitch.

Sunday, January 08, 2023

2022 NFL PICKS - WEEK 18

Last week of the year...season update pending.  Good Luck Bitch!  

UPDATE:  So, going into the final week of the season here is where we stand.  In the B-Cup, Liam leads Ling 48-45 in picks but overwhelmingly 10-4 in weeks.  In the MOTH Cup, Liam has a slight lead over Logan in picks 34-29 and also in weeks 7-6 (big final week here).  In the AYSTAFG Cup, Logan leads in picks 55-47 but trails in weeks 8-7.  Everything is still up for grabs...with the exception of Weekly H2H between Liam/Ling...where, as a reminder, Ling is getting destroyed.

Destroyed?  Look at this um... person... he wins H2H one year and he's running his mouth.  Even the blind squirrel finds a nut.

SATURDAY FOOTBALL

Kansas City at Las Vegas
LIAM: Chiefs
LOGAN: Chiefs
LING: Chiefs

Tennessee at Jacksonville
LIAM: Jags
LOGAN: Jags
LING: Jags

SUNDAY FOOTBALL

Tampa Bay at Atlanta
LIAM: Bucs
LOGAN: Falcons
LING:  Falcons

New England at Buffalo
LIAM: Bills
LOGAN: Bills
LING: Bills

Minnesota at Chicago
LIAM: Vikings
LOGAN: Vikings
LING:  Bears

Baltimore at Cincinnati
LIAM: Bengals
LOGAN: Bengals
LING: Bengals

LA Chargers at Denver
LIAM: Broncos
LOGAN: Chargers
LING: Chargers

Detroit at Green Bay
LIAM: Packers
LOGAN: Lions
LING: Packers... sadly

Houston at Indianapolis
LIAM: Colts
LOGAN: Texans
LING: Texans

NY Jets at Miami
LIAM: Dolphins
LOGAN: Dolphins
LING: Dolphins

Carolina at New Orleans
LIAM: Panthers
LOGAN: Saints
LING: Panthers

NY Giants at Philadelphia
LIAM: Eagles
LOGAN: Eagles
LING: Giants... sorry Logan

Cleveland at Pittsburgh
LIAM: Browns
LOGAN: Browns
LING: Steelers

Arizona at San Francisco
LIAM: 49ers
LOGAN: 49ers
LING: 49ers

LA Rams at Seattle
LIAM: Rams
LOGAN: Seahawks
LING: Rams... go away Geno!

Dallas at Washington
LIAM: Cowboys
LOGAN: Cowboys
LING: Commanders... for Erin

SWING GAMES
BITCH CUP (LING V. LIAM)
Tampa Bay (LIAM) vs. Atlanta (LING)
Minnesota (LIAM) vs. Chicago (LING)
LA Chargers (LING) vs. Denver (LIAM)
Houston (LING) vs. Indy (LIAM)
NY Giants (LING) vs. Philadelphia (LIAM)
Cleveland (LIAM) vs. Pittsburgh (LING)
Dallas (LIAM) vs. Washington (LING)

MAN-OF-THE-HOUSE (LIAM V. LOGAN)
Tampa Bay (LIAM) vs. Atlanta (LOGAN)
LA Chargers (LOGAN) vs. Denver (LIAM)
Detroit (LOGAN) vs. Green Bay (LIAM)
Houston (LOGAN) vs. Indy (LIAM)
Carolina (LIAM) vs. New Orleans (LOGAN)
LA Rams (LIAM) vs. Seattle (LOGAN)

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER (LING V. LOGAN
Minnesota (LOGAN) vs. Chicago (LING)
Detroit (LOGAN) vs. Green Bay (LING)
Carolina (LING) vs. New Orleans (LOGAN)
NY Giants (LING) vs. Philadelphia (LOGAN)
Cleveland (LOGAN) vs. Pittsburgh (LING)
LA Rams (LING) vs. Seattle (LOGAN)
Dallas (LOGAN) vs. Washington (LING)

Sunday, January 01, 2023

2022 NFL PICKS - WEEK 17

Only two weeks to go...and my gut tells me that Ling is trailing BOTH Weselohs this year.  Good Luck Bitch!

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
Dallas at Tennessee
LIAM: Cowboys
LOGAN: Cowboys
LING: Cowboys

SUNDAY FOOTBALL
Arizona at Atlanta
LIAM: Falcons
LOGAN: Falcons
LING: Falcons

Chicago at Detroit
LIAM: Lions
LOGAN: Lions
LING: Lions

Denver at Kansas City
LIAM: Chiefs
LOGAN: Chiefs
LING: Chiefs

Miami at New England
LIAM: Patriots
LOGAN: Dolphins
LING: Dolphins

Indianapolis at NY Giants
LIAM: Giants
LOGAN: Giants
LING: Giants

New Orleans at Philadelphia
LIAM: Eagles
LOGAN: Eagles
LING: Eagles

Carolina at Tampa Bay
LIAM: Panthers
LOGAN: Bucs
LING: Bucs

Cleveland at Washington
LIAM: Browns
LOGAN: Commanders
LING: Commanders

Pittsburgh at Baltimore
LIAM: Ravens
LOGAN: Ravens
LING: Steelers

Jacksonville at Houston
LIAM: Jaguars
LOGAN: Texans
LING: Jaguars

San Francisco at Las Vegas
LIAM: 49ers
LOGAN: 49ers
LING: 49ers

NY Jets at Seattle
LIAM: Seahawks
LOGAN: Seahawks
LING: Jets... go away Geno!

Minnesota at Green Bay
LIAM: Vikings
LOGAN: Vikings SKOL
LING: Packers... no SKOL

LA  Rams at LA Chargers
LIAM: Chargers
LOGAN: Chargers
LING: Chargers

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Buffalo at Cincinnati
LIAM: Bengals
LOGAN: Bills
LING: Bengals

SWING GAMES
BITCH CUP (LING V. LIAM)


MAN-OF-THE-HOUSE (LIAM V. LOGAN)
Miami (LOGAN) at New England (LIAM)
Carolina (LIAM) at Tampa Bay (LOGAN)
Cleveland (LIAM) at Washington (LOGAN)
Jacksonville (LIAM) at Houston (LOGAN)
Buffalo (LOGAN) at Cincinnati (LIAM)

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER (LING V. LOGAN)