Thursday, September 25, 2014

NFL Week 4

Order in the universe has resumed... the sun rises in the east, sets in the west, and I defeat Bitch in NFL picks just as I did last week.

THURSDAY

Giants @ Washingtons
LIAM: Washingtons
LING:  Washingtons

SUNDAY

Panthers @ Ravens : The Steve Smith Sr. Bowl
LIAM: Ravens
LING: Panthers

Packers @ Bears
LIAM: Packers
LING:  Bears

Bills @ Texans
LIAM: Texans
LING: Texans

Titans @ Colts
LIAM: Colts
LING: Colts

Lions @ Jets
LIAM: Lions
LING: Lions

Dolphins @ Raiders
LIAM: Raiders
LING: Dolphins

Buccaneers @ Steelers
LIAM: Steelers
LING: Steelers

Jaguars @ Chargers
LIAM: Chargers
LING: Chargers

Falcons @ Vikings
LIAM: Falcons (no star RB, no mediocre QB, same bad corners….at least I'm a realist)
LING: Falcons (real-ist = fair weather fan)

Eagles @ 49ers
LIAM: 49ers
LING: 49ers

Saints @ Cowboys
LIAM: Saints
LING: Saints

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Patriots @ Chiefs
LIAM: Patriots
LING: Patriots

SWING GAMES...
Panthers (Ling) vs Ravens (Liam)
Packers (Liam) vs Bears (Ling)
Dolphins (Ling) vs Raiders (Liam)


Good Luck Bitch!

Thursday, September 18, 2014

NFL Week 3

Down 0-2... a closer week last week but still a loss is a loss...

THURSDAY

Buccaneers @ Falcons
LIAM: Falcons
LING:  Falcons.. I'm auto-entering the Falcons because Liam next-to-never picks the Bucs.

SUNDAY

Chargers @ Bills
LIAM: Chargers
LING: Chargers

Cowboys @ Rams
LIAM: Cowboys
LING: Cowboys

Redskins @ Eagles
LIAM: Eagles
LING: Eagles

Texans @ Giants
LIAM: Texans
LING: Texans

Vikings @ Saints
LIAM: Saints
LING: Saints...  Bitch is the most fair weather fan in world... The Saints lost to the lowly Browns last week and he can't lift himself to pick his "beloved" Vikings.  I'm shaking my stick at Bitch in disapproval, but I won't hit him with that stick.

Titans @ Bengals
LIAM: Bengals
LING: Bengals

Ravens @ Browns
LIAM: Ravens
LING: Browns

Packers @ Lions
LIAM: Packers
LING: Lions

Colts @ Jaguars
LIAM: Colts
LING: Colts... Free Bortles!!  Then I will be back on the Jaguars bandwagon... Free Bortles!!

Raiders @ Patriots
LIAM: Patriots
LING: Patriots

49ers @ Cardinals
LIAM: 49ers
LING: Cardinals

Broncos @ Seahawks
LIAM: Broncos (rematch of the Super Bowl…I'm betting Peyton will want PAYBACK!)
LING: Seahawks... I'm sure Peyton will want payback but this showdown is in the Clink... not happening for the Broncos.  I was tempted to take this as the sole swing game of the week but instead I will wager a special $1 that the Seahawks will win this game...

Chiefs @ Dolphins
LIAM: Chiefs
LING: Dolphins

Steelers @ Panthers
LIAM: Panthers
LING: Panthers

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Bears @ Jets
LIAM: Bears
LING: Bears

I felt like it was my responsibility to make the picks first.  After two weeks of laying the smack down on Bitch, he now just has to pick the games that I'm wrong on.  Good Luck Bitch!

SWING GAMES
Ravens (Liam) vs Browns (Ling)
Packers (Liam) vs Lions (Ling)
49ers (Liam) vs Cardinals (Ling)
Broncos (Liam) vs Seahawks (Ling)
Chiefs (Liam) vs Dolphins (Ling)

Thursday, September 11, 2014

NFL Week 2

OK... fine.. I took a beating last week... 4-1 for Bitch.  I'm not happy about it.

THURSDAY

Steelers @ Ravens
LIAM:  Steelers
LING:  Ravens

SUNDAY

Dolphins @ Bills
LIAM: Bills
LING:  Dolphins

Lions @ Panthers
LIAM: Lions
LING:  Lions

Falcons @ Bengals
LIAM: Falcons
LING:  Bengals

Saints @ Browns
LIAM: Saints
LING:  Saints

Patriots @ Vikings
LIAM: Patriots (I was all set to take the Vikes…but no AP is too much to overcome)
LING:  Patriots

Cardinals @ Giants
LIAM: Cardinals
LING:  Giants

Cowboys @ Titans
LIAM: Titans
LING:  Cowboys

Jaguars @ Washingtons
LIAM: Redskins
LING:  Jaguars

Seahawks @ Chargers
LIAM: Seahawks
LING:  Seahawks

Rams @ Buccaneers
LIAM: Bucs
LING:  Buccaneers

Chiefs @ Broncos
LIAM: Broncos
LING:  Broncos

Jets @ Packers
LIAM: Packers
LING:  Packers

Texans @ Raiders
LIAM: Texans
LING:  Raiders

Bears @ 49ers
LIAM: 49ers
LING:  49ers

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Eagles @ Colts
LIAM: Colts
LING:  Colts

SWING GAMES:
Steelers (Liam) at Ravens (Ling)
Dolphins (Ling) at Bills (Liam)
Falcons (Liam) at Bengals (Ling)
Jaguars (Ling) at Redskins (Liam)
Texans (Liam) at Raiders (Ling)
Cardinals (Liam) at Giants (Ling)
Cowboys (Ling) at Titans (Liam)

Five more games this week after a DOMINATING performance by Liam last week.  I don't feel as good about these picks, but still think that I can pickup the necessary three wins to beat Bitch again.  Good Luck Bitch!

Last minute up to 7 swing games.... Good luck Bitch.

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

NFL Week 1

Liam looks to rebound from a miserable 2013 of picks where he was supremely defeated 12-4-1.  It was bad.

We'll face off for $1 in Fantasy... but we don't face off until Week 9.

I have the daunting task of trying to defend the honour (yes, that's honour spelled properly in full Canadiana) of Logan... pictured below being brainwashed as a baby...



I guess Liam has been trying to raise Logan since a young age to be an Eagles Vikings fan.  For shame Bitch... for shame.

It all starts with Week 1.

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Packers @ Seahawks
LIAM: As much as I WANT to take the Packers…Seattle at home is too good.  Seahawks.
LING:  Seahawks... as they look to go back-to-back.

SUNDAY

Redskins @ Texans
LIAM: Texans
LING:  Texans

Titans @ Chiefs
LIAM: Chiefs
LING:  Chiefs

Patriots @ Dolphins
LIAM: Patriots
LING:  Patriots

Raiders @ Jets
LIAM: Jets
LING:  Jets

Jaguars @ Eagles
LIAM: Eagles…but not because you said so…because the Jags are not good at football.
LING:  Jaguars... because I know Bitch is going to pick the Eagles...

Browns @ Steelers
LIAM: Steelers
LING:  Steelers

Vikings @ Rams
LIAM: Vikings - because I'm a sucker!
LING:  Rams

Bills @ Bears
LIAM: Bears
LING:  Bears

Bengals @ Ravens
LIAM: Bengals
LING:  Ravens

Saints @ Falcons
LIAM: Saints
LING:  Saints

Panthers @ Buccaneers
LIAM: Buccaneers
LING:  Buccaneers

49ers @ Cowboys
LIAM: 49ers
LING:  49ers

Colts @ Broncos
LIAM: Broncos
LING:  Colts

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Giants @ Lions
LIAM: Lions
LING:  Lions

Chargers @ Cardinals
LIAM: Chargers
LING:  Cardinals

SWING GAMES (5)
Jaguars (Ling) at Eagles (Liam)
Vikings (Liam) at Rams (Ling)
Bengals (Liam) at Ravens (Ling)
Colts (Ling) at Broncos (Liam)
Chargers (Liam) at Cardinals (Ling)

Best of Luck Bitch!  I'm coming for you this year!

All the smack talk aside... good luck this season Bitch!  May the best man win (again this season).