Monday, December 31, 2007

2007/08 NFL Season Picks Wrap-Up

Here is a survey of the damage done to Liam and my awesomeness in NFL picks.

Week 1 - Liam
Week 2 - Ling
Week 3 - Ling
Week 4 - Ling
Week 5 - Ling
Week 6 - Liam
Week 7 - Ling
Week 8 - Ling
Week 9 - Ling
Week 10 - Liam
Week 11 - Ling
Week 12 - Ling
Week 13 - Ling
Week 14 - Ling
Week 15 - Ling
Week 16 - Ling
Week 17 - Ling

Liam... 3 weeks? That's it? Three weeks? 7 in a row to end the season?

I rule.

Friday, December 28, 2007

LING: NFL Picks Week 17

Finally we have arrived at Week 17. I'm 20 games up in total and I thought about taking this week off and at best Liam could finish 4 games behind should he go 16-0. Speaking of 16 and 0, I have no doubt that the Patriots are winning this week.

Don't worry Liam, the suffering for you ends this week. Next week I can preview the performance of Jason Blake and his pursuit of 40 goals for the Leafs this season.

Saturday...

Patriots at Giants, PICK: Patriots

Sunday...

Bengals at Dolphins, PICK: Bengals

Seahawks at Falcons, PICK: Seahawks

Saints at Bears, PICK: Saints

Bills at Eagles, PICK: Eagles

Panthers at Bucs, PICK: Panthers

Cowboys at Redskins, PICK: Redskins

Titans at Colts, PICK: Titans

Lions at Packers, PICK: Packers

Steelers at Ravens, PICK: Steelers

49ers at Browns, PICK: Browns

Jaguars at Texans, PICK: Texans

Rams at Cardinals, PICK: Cardinals

Vikings at Broncos, PICK: Broncos

Chargers at Raiders, PICK: Chargers

Chiefs at Jets, PICK: Jets

SEASON TO DATE...
LING: 167-73 (.696)
LIAM: 147-93 (.613)

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Week 17 Picks

Happy Birthday Bitch! Actually, Happy Birthday BitchES. I hope you had a great Birthday! We still have to get that trip up to Philly taken care of. OR....better yet....the trip to Vegas. I have the connections taken care of...just let me know when!

No Thursday games this week....but since I am in Halifax and traveling on Saturday, I will put in my Saturday pick now.

New England at NY Giants: Patriots
There it is...the end of the constant "72 Dolphins" rant. Good. Maybe now they can stop beating their chests that they are the best ever. Suck it Dolphins!

More to come.....

Sunday...

Bengals at Dolphins, PICK: Bengals

Seahawks at Falcons, PICK: Seahawks

Saints at Bears, PICK: Bears

Bills at Eagles, PICK: Eagles

Panthers at Bucs, PICK: Bucs

Cowboys at Redskins, PICK: Redskins

Titans at Colts, PICK: Colts

Lions at Packers, PICK: Packers

Steelers at Ravens, PICK: Steelers

49ers at Browns, PICK: Browns

Jaguars at Texans, PICK: Jaguars

Rams at Cardinals, PICK: Cardinals

Vikings at Broncos, PICK: Vikings

Chargers at Raiders, PICK: Chargers

Chiefs at Jets, PICK: Jets

SEASON TO DATE...
LING: 167-73 (.696)
LIAM: 147-93 (.613)

Five (5) Swing Games:
Saints (Ling) at Bears (Liam)
Panthers (Ling) at Bucs (Liam)
Titans (Ling) at Colts (Liam)
Jaguars (Liam) at Texans (Ling)
Vikings (Liam) at Broncos (Ling)

As always, Good Luck Bitch.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

LING: NFL Picks Week 16

To all the peons out there in the football picking world, including you Bitch, I bring to you a set of picks in the 16th Week of the NFL Season of 2007/08 that are sure to bring me victory... as usual... over the lowly picks of a commoner such as Bitch Weseloh.

Thursday...

Steelers at Rams, PICK: Steelers

Saturday...

Cowboys at Panthers, PICK: Cowboys

Sunday...

Eagles at Saints, PICK: Saints

Giants at Bills, PICK: Bills

Redskins at Vikings, PICK: Vikings

Chiefs at Lions, PICK: Lions

Browns at Bengals, PICK: Bengals

Packers at Bears, PICK: Bears

Dolphins at Patriots, PICK: Patriots

Texans at Colts, PICK: Colts

Raiders at Jaguars, PICK: Jaguars

Falcons at Cardinals, PICK: Cardinals

Jets at Titans, PICK: Titans

Ravens at Seahawks, PICK: Seahawks

Bucs at 49ers, PICK: Bucs

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Broncos at Chargers, PICK: Chargers

Swing Games...
Chiefs (Liam) vs. Lions (Ling)
Browns (Liam) vs. Bengals (Ling)
Giants (Liam) vs. Bills (Ling)

SEASON TO DATE...
LING: 155-69 (.692)
LIAM: 137-87 (.612)

Week 16 Picks

Well...another ass kicking by Bitch. Well played sir. You are having a very good season of picking. HOF worthy for sure.

Thursday...

Pittsburgh at St. Louis, Pick: Steelers
I'd love to pick StL...but I can't.

Saturday...

Dallas at Carolina, Pick: Cowboys
No Jessica, no problem.

Sunday.....

Eagles at Saints, PICK: Saints

Giants at Bills, PICK: Giants

Redskins at Vikings, PICK: Vikings

Chiefs at Lions, PICK: Chiefs

Browns at Bengals, PICK: Browns

Packers at Bears, PICK: Packers

Dolphins at Patriots, PICK: Patriots

Texans at Colts, PICK: Colts

Raiders at Jaguars, PICK: Jaguars

Falcons at Cardinals, PICK: Cardinals

Jets at Titans, PICK: Titans

Ravens at Seahawks, PICK: Seahawks

Bucs at 49ers, PICK: Bucs

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Broncos at Chargers, PICK: Chargers

SEASON TO DATE...
LING: 155-69 (.692)
LIAM: 137-87 (.612)

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Pitiful Picks

The sad thing is...it's not like my picks have been "bad". I'm right around 62%....that's competitive with the other pickers out there....it's just that Bitch is running close to 70%. That's unheard of. Nice work Bitch.

On with the slaughter...

Thursday...Broncos at Texans, PICK: Broncos
No reason other than I have to catch Bitch. Not gonna catch him picking the same ones.

Bengals at 49ers, PICK: Bengals
As much as I want to go against Bitch....he's right. The 49ers are horrendous.

Sunday...

Jets at Patriots, PICK: Patriots
This is going to be UGLY! Payback, as they say, is a BITCH.

Titans at Chiefs, PICK: Chiefs
I figure Bitch will want to take the Titans. The Chiefs are trying to snap a nasty losing streak...nothing concrete says it's going to be this weekend. But it's worth a shot.

Falcons at Bucs, PICK: Bucs
Falcons are just straight bad.

Cardinals at Saints, PICK: Saints
Saints have turned their lost season around. Cards might get their big guns back, but how healthy will they be??? Not healthy enough.

Bills at Browns, PICK: Browns
Derek Anderson...MVP? Discuss.

Packers at Rams, PICK: Packers
As much as I want to take the Rams because it's one of those pocks that I know who Bitch is taking. But I can't. The Packers are trying to clinch a first round buy. They will be ready for this.

Ravens at Dolphins, PICK: Ravens
Am I the only one who REALLY wants this Dolphin team to go winless??? I'm tired of hearing about their undefeated season. It's time for them to be perfect again! SUCKERS.

Seahawks at Panthers, PICK: Seahawks
They've been doing it all season without Alexander the Great. Why should that be any different now?!

Jaguars at Steelers, PICK: Steelers
It's going to be cold. The Steele are starting to get healthy and should have their big guns back. Plus, they'd like to make up for their "guarantee" weekend last week. Should be a good game.

Colts at Raiders, PICK: Colts
When is Harrison coming back???

Eagles at Cowboys, PICK: Cowboys
This is going to be fun to listen to on Monday at work. SUCK it up Eagles fans. Your team sucks.

Lions at Chargers, PICK: Chargers

Redskins at Giants, PICK: Giants
Todd Collins??? Who? Exactly! Sorry Ern.

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Bears at Vikings, PICK: Vikings
Run All-Day Run. The Vikes are playing pretty good ball right now. They have turned their disastrous season around. Many predicted a 3 win season (I knew they'd win at least 4)...now they are close to sneaking in the playoffs. Go Vikes Go!!!

SEASON TO DATE...
LING: 144-64 (.692)
LIAM: 128-80 (.615)

As always....Good Luck Bitch!

LING: NFL Picks Week 15

Heyo! Bitch. How are those picks going?

Thursday...

Broncos at Texans, PICK: Texans
Give me Schaub and AJ.

Saturday...

Bengals at 49ers, PICK: Bengals
It's a long migration out west for the Bengals but the 49ers are horrible. Horrible.

Sunday...

Jets at Patriots, PICK: Patriots

Titans at Chiefs, PICK: Titans

Falcons at Bucs, PICK: Bucs

Cardinals at Saints, PICK: Saints

Bills at Browns, PICK: Browns

Packers at Rams, PICK: Packers

Ravens at Dolphins, PICK: Dolphins

Seahawks at Panthers, PICK: Seahawks

Jaguars at Steelers, PICK: Steelers

Colts at Raiders, PICK: Colts

Eagles at Cowboys, PICK: Cowboys

Lions at Chargers, PICK: Chargers

Redskins at Giants, PICK: Giants

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Bears at Vikings, PICK: Vikings
... NOTE: I want to choose Kyle Orton and the Bears but to avoid the tie this week (which shouldn't be an issue anyways, I will take the Vikings.

Swing Games...
Broncos (Liam) vs. Texans (Ling)
Titans (Ling) vs. Chiefs (Liam)
Ravens (Liam) vs. Dolphins (Ling)

SEASON TO DATE...
LING: 144-64 (.692)
LIAM: 128-80 (.615)

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Week 14 Picks

Yeah, yeah....bite me. I was so close to winning last week. At least I can take solace in the fact that I am close to you on a weekly basis. Albeit, now I'm a dozen games out with only a couple weeks left. Time is running out on gaining any respect.

Thursday...

Bears at Redskins, PICK: Redskins
Gotta take some chances this week. Redskins are as good a team as any to start with.

Sunday...

So I could have been cheap and just picked the same as Bitch and won my $1, but that's not what I wanted to do. I want to catch Bitch in the weekly picks overall. With that being said, only a couple modifications to his picks.

Rams at Bengals, PICK: Rams

Giants at Eagles, PICK: Eagles

Cowboys at Lions, PICK: Cowboys

Raiders at Packers, PICK: Packers

Panthers at Jaguars, PICK: Jaguars

Dolphins at Bills, PICK: Bills

Steelers at Patriots, PICK: Patriots

Bucs at Texans, PICK: Bucs

Chargers at Titans, PICK: Chargers

Cardinals at Seahawks, PICK: Seahawks

Vikings at 49ers, PICK: Vikings

Chiefs at Broncos, PICK: Broncos

Browns at Jets, PICK: Browns

Colts at Ravens, PICK: Colts

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Saints at Falcons, PICK: Saints

Swing Games:

Bears (Ling) at Redskins (Liam)
Giants (Ling) at Eagles (Liam)
Rams (Liam) at Bengals (Ling)

As always, Good Luck Bitch!

LING: NFL Picks Week 14

Bitch? How did your picks do last week?

Thursday...

Bears at Redskins, PICK: Bears
Go with the Grossman.

Sunday...

Rams at Bengals, PICK: Bengals

Giants at Eagles, PICK: Giants

Cowboys at Lions, PICK: Cowboys

Raiders at Packers, PICK: Packers

Panthers at Jaguars, PICK: Jaguars

Dolphins at Bills, PICK: Bills

Steelers at Patriots, PICK: Patriots

Bucs at Texans, PICK: Bucs

Chargers at Titans, PICK: Titans

Cardinals at Seahawks, PICK: Seahawks

Vikings at 49ers, PICK: Vikings

Chiefs at Broncos, PICK: Broncos

Browns at Jets, PICK: Browns

Colts at Ravens, PICK: Colts

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Saints at Falcons, PICK: Saints

SEASON TO DATE...
LING: 131-61 (.682)
LIAM: 116-76 (.604)