Pitiful Picks

The sad thing is...it's not like my picks have been "bad". I'm right around 62%....that's competitive with the other pickers out there....it's just that Bitch is running close to 70%. That's unheard of. Nice work Bitch.

On with the slaughter...

Thursday...Broncos at Texans, PICK: Broncos
No reason other than I have to catch Bitch. Not gonna catch him picking the same ones.

Bengals at 49ers, PICK: Bengals
As much as I want to go against Bitch....he's right. The 49ers are horrendous.

Sunday...

Jets at Patriots, PICK: Patriots
This is going to be UGLY! Payback, as they say, is a BITCH.

Titans at Chiefs, PICK: Chiefs
I figure Bitch will want to take the Titans. The Chiefs are trying to snap a nasty losing streak...nothing concrete says it's going to be this weekend. But it's worth a shot.

Falcons at Bucs, PICK: Bucs
Falcons are just straight bad.

Cardinals at Saints, PICK: Saints
Saints have turned their lost season around. Cards might get their big guns back, but how healthy will they be??? Not healthy enough.

Bills at Browns, PICK: Browns
Derek Anderson...MVP? Discuss.

Packers at Rams, PICK: Packers
As much as I want to take the Rams because it's one of those pocks that I know who Bitch is taking. But I can't. The Packers are trying to clinch a first round buy. They will be ready for this.

Ravens at Dolphins, PICK: Ravens
Am I the only one who REALLY wants this Dolphin team to go winless??? I'm tired of hearing about their undefeated season. It's time for them to be perfect again! SUCKERS.

Seahawks at Panthers, PICK: Seahawks
They've been doing it all season without Alexander the Great. Why should that be any different now?!

Jaguars at Steelers, PICK: Steelers
It's going to be cold. The Steele are starting to get healthy and should have their big guns back. Plus, they'd like to make up for their "guarantee" weekend last week. Should be a good game.

Colts at Raiders, PICK: Colts
When is Harrison coming back???

Eagles at Cowboys, PICK: Cowboys
This is going to be fun to listen to on Monday at work. SUCK it up Eagles fans. Your team sucks.

Lions at Chargers, PICK: Chargers

Redskins at Giants, PICK: Giants
Todd Collins??? Who? Exactly! Sorry Ern.

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Bears at Vikings, PICK: Vikings
Run All-Day Run. The Vikes are playing pretty good ball right now. They have turned their disastrous season around. Many predicted a 3 win season (I knew they'd win at least 4)...now they are close to sneaking in the playoffs. Go Vikes Go!!!

SEASON TO DATE...
LING: 144-64 (.692)
LIAM: 128-80 (.615)

As always....Good Luck Bitch!