--> Ling scores huge $1 victory as Tito Ortiz defeats Forrest Griffin at UFC 59... sorry Trainor
--> Liam suffers massive $1 defeat as the Maple Leafs lose fail to make the NHL playoffs (chumps)
--> Zach Puke finally picked up his first W of the season, still behind the unstoppable Gustavo Chacin 2-1, Chacin is primed to punk out Randy Johnson & the Yankees tonight
--> Aaron Hill posted his first fielding error of the season, I need to look up where that puts him amongst AL 2nd basemen in terms of fielding % (he should still be in the Top 5 though, where he needs to be for Ling to win his $1)
--> Nathan Horton needs 2 goals tonight, to reach 30 for the season, in the Florida Panthers final game tonight at home versus the Columbus Blue Jackets... failure is not an option for Horton.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
The Line On Zach Puke
Home opener in Pittsburgh in front of atleast 13 or 14 people, friends and family in attendance...
5 IP
7 Runs, all 7 Earned
2 HR
Lifting his ERA to a bloated 6.55
Good work there buddy boy
5 IP
7 Runs, all 7 Earned
2 HR
Lifting his ERA to a bloated 6.55
Good work there buddy boy
Thursday, April 06, 2006
You're So Going To Lose
Bitch...
Let's compare April 5th Chacin vs. Duke...
April 5th Zach Duke leads his Pirates to a 3-2 loss against the woeful Milwaukee Brewers... lucky enough for Duke he escaped the beatdown with a no decision.
April 5th Gustavo Chacin goes to Leslie Cosmetics to come up with "Chacin" a high-end personalized cologne. A quality evening wear fragerence.
Score for April 5th... Chacin 1 - Duke 0
Chacin's fragerence is so high end that its not being sold in retail. "It's going to be a high-end fragrance because these are high-end oils," said Leslie Cosmetics President Mark Rival. "It's a nice, elegant fragrance you can wear in the afternoon or the evening."
Heck yeah I'm going to be at the (don't call it Skydome) Rogers Centre June 27th to get some Chacin.
Read the entire Toronto Star article here.
Tonight Chacin takes the mound to forge ahead in the win column ahead of Duke 1-0 as well...
Let's compare April 5th Chacin vs. Duke...
April 5th Zach Duke leads his Pirates to a 3-2 loss against the woeful Milwaukee Brewers... lucky enough for Duke he escaped the beatdown with a no decision.
April 5th Gustavo Chacin goes to Leslie Cosmetics to come up with "Chacin" a high-end personalized cologne. A quality evening wear fragerence.
Score for April 5th... Chacin 1 - Duke 0
Chacin's fragerence is so high end that its not being sold in retail. "It's going to be a high-end fragrance because these are high-end oils," said Leslie Cosmetics President Mark Rival. "It's a nice, elegant fragrance you can wear in the afternoon or the evening."
Heck yeah I'm going to be at the (don't call it Skydome) Rogers Centre June 27th to get some Chacin.
Read the entire Toronto Star article here.
Tonight Chacin takes the mound to forge ahead in the win column ahead of Duke 1-0 as well...
Over/Under open bet
I am going to set the over/under bet at 2.5 days for how long it takes Dave Ling to run out and buy his lover boy's new cologne..."Chacin".
Yes, it's true. Career 14-10 Blue Jays start Gustavo Chacin now has his very own cologne. Chacin spent the better part of 15 whole minutes deciding on the right mixture of essential oils and blue colouring.
Hey Bitch, you better circle June 27 on your calendar. The Jays will be giving away 10,000 samples of this potent lovely-smelling, skirt-dropping, love juice.
You don't hear about Zach Duke running out and making cologne on his off days. Although, he does need to rest after his 6 inning, 5 hit, 1 run outing last night. He didn't win, and that's what the bet is all about, but if he pitches the way he did last night, he will win more than his fair share.
Chacin - your turn.
Yes, it's true. Career 14-10 Blue Jays start Gustavo Chacin now has his very own cologne. Chacin spent the better part of 15 whole minutes deciding on the right mixture of essential oils and blue colouring.
Hey Bitch, you better circle June 27 on your calendar. The Jays will be giving away 10,000 samples of this potent lovely-smelling, skirt-dropping, love juice.
You don't hear about Zach Duke running out and making cologne on his off days. Although, he does need to rest after his 6 inning, 5 hit, 1 run outing last night. He didn't win, and that's what the bet is all about, but if he pitches the way he did last night, he will win more than his fair share.
Chacin - your turn.
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