I am going to set the over/under bet at 2.5 days for how long it takes Dave Ling to run out and buy his lover boy's new cologne..."Chacin".
Yes, it's true. Career 14-10 Blue Jays start Gustavo Chacin now has his very own cologne. Chacin spent the better part of 15 whole minutes deciding on the right mixture of essential oils and blue colouring.
Hey Bitch, you better circle June 27 on your calendar. The Jays will be giving away 10,000 samples of this potent lovely-smelling, skirt-dropping, love juice.
You don't hear about Zach Duke running out and making cologne on his off days. Although, he does need to rest after his 6 inning, 5 hit, 1 run outing last night. He didn't win, and that's what the bet is all about, but if he pitches the way he did last night, he will win more than his fair share.
Chacin - your turn.
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