Alright Nancy Boy....let's get this week over with. Ho Hum, I'm getting bored kicking the snot out of you week after week. HA HA HA.
Miami at Detroit: Miami
I don't know how they are doing it, but they seem to be playing well right now. And without my boy Daunte. It's making him look bad. Stupid fish.
Tampa Bay at Dallas: Dallas
I agree, Romo is the man. As much as it pains me to say, these Sucaneers are starting to grow on me. I think it started with the ballsy former starting QB....and I like the Gradkowski story too. I would never say it out loud, but the Bucs might not be my least favourite team!!!
Denver at Kansas City: Kansas City
I said last week that Larry Johnson would score more points than the Raiders, and he did. He will be big this weekend, but he won't score more than Denver. Even on a short week, Green should be strong enough to get a W on the board.
Arizona at Minnesota: Minnesota
They have to win sometime.
Carolina at Washington: Carolina
The Steve Smith train continues to roll. And Washington just hasn't put any kind of consistancy together this year. Not sure what the deal is, but I don't see them stopping that trend this week. Sorry Erin.
Cincinatti at Cleveland: Cincinatti
The Bengals are another inigma wrapped in a mystery. Should be good enough to take a Browns team though. I still wait for the day that I can say "I took the Browns to the Super Bowl" and have it mean TWO things.
Houston at New York Jets: New York Jets
Who knows. I'll let the coin call this one. Heads are Jets, Tails are Texans..........Jets it is.
Jacksonville at Buffalo: Jacksonville
Tough call. I wanted to say Buffalo.....but I hate them so much, I couldn't bring myself to cheer for them.
New Orleans at Atlanta: Atlanta
Vick is fast. And can apparently throw now too. Bad combination for the Saints.
Pittsburgh at Baltimore: Baltimore
Two tough D's. Too bad Pittsburgh isn't playing like they should be.
San Francisco at St. Louis: St. Louis
Bulger should still be able to air it out enough to get the win. If not, look for S-Jack to do enough damage.
Oakland at San Diego: San Diego
No brainer indeed.
New York Giants at Tennessee: New York Giants
Eli Manning isn't even throwing as well as his mom right now. That should change this weekend.....at least enough to beat the Lady Vols.
Philadelphia at Indianapolis: Indy
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I laugh at all Eagles fan in the world. Even though I like McNabb, this makes me smile. Eagles fans are the worst bunch of people in the Universe. Who else would throw batteries at Santa Claus. Happy Golfing Igles!!!
Green Bay at Seattle: Seattle
WOW! Should be an easy one for Alexander the Great and Matt Hasselbeck.
So, here are the showdown games:
Denver (Glass Joe) at Kansas City (Liam)
Arizona (Von Kaiser) at Minnesota (Liam)
San Francisco (Pistol Honda) at St. Louis (Liam)
If I had more room I would continue with: Gabby Jay, King Hippo, Don Flamenco, Great Tiger, Chad Stump, Bald Bull, Mr. Sandman, Master Phred, Soda Popinski, Vodka Drunkenski, Jack Hick, Earl Boyde, Magic Ninja, Super Macho Man, Bobby Amaya, Rob Dezonia, Mask X, and of course, Mike Tyson himself.
Good Luck Bitch!
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