Thursday, December 07, 2006

Week 14 Picks

Tonight... and then more to come for Sunday.

Cleveland at Pittsburgh, pick: Cleveland
I'm going upset tonight because I know Bitch will play it safe and go with Pittsburgh. Finally 'The Warrior' Kellen Winslow has the National TV spotlight on the NFL Network to show the 1000s of die hard football fans who bother subscribing to the NFL Network why he's the best TE in football in 2006.

OK... so Thursday didn't go very well, I need to play catch up.

Atlanta at Tampa Bay, pick: Atlanta
One would think it would be good for Liam to MAN UP and pick his hometown Bucs... However, I think Bitch has an affinity for the dirty birds.

Baltimore at Kansas City, pick: Kansas City
As long as the guy painting the end zone doesn't write 'CHEFS' I think Green and Co. should be able to defend home turf.

Indianapolis at Jacksonville, pick: Indianapolis
Indianapolis will not lose again.

Minnesota at Detroit, pick: Detroit
Now I know I'm going to get some action when I pick the horrible Lions against Liams beloved purple wearing double dildo helmets from Minnesota... it's kind of like when Liam strolls down to the southern end of Sunset Beach he knows he can find some of the action he likes.

New England at Miami, pick: New England
Miami... what happened to you... In New England I trust.

New York Giants at Carolina, pick: Giants
Carolina can't beat the Eagles without McNabb... The Giants should be able to take this one.

Oakland at Cincinnati, pick: Cincinnati
No brainer. Mr. Quinn, Mr. Brady Quinn should be looking at houses in the Oakland area for next summer.

Philadelphia at Washington, pick: Washington
Yikes... just take the home team.

Tennessee at Houston, pick: Tennessee
I'm drinking the Vince Young Kool Aid.

Green Bay at San Francisco, pick: San Francisco
Yikes... just take the home team.

Seattle at Arizona, pick: Seattle
Matt Leinart with a big W last week. This week... a humbling experience is on the menu at home in the Pink Taco (I know it's called 'University of Phoenix Stadium' but I refuse to recognize a name that shitty).

Buffalo at New York Jets, pick: Jets
JP Losman has come on a little bit in the latter part of the season but is it enough to guarantee him that the Bills won't draft a QB in the first round of the upcoming draft? Brian Brohm? Heismann winner Troy Smith? Or maybe a trade to acquire Byron Leftwich? A return of Drew Bledsoe? Kurt Warner? So many questions... for Sunday, roll with Pennington.

Denver at San Diego, pick: Chargers
Jay Cutler was unimpressive last week... this week he gets the dynamic Chargers defense that is energized with the returned Shawne Merriman.. could be LIGHTS OUT for Cutler.

New Orleans at Dallas, pick: Cowboys
Now this is going to be a fun game to watch. Reggie Bush is now a bonafide NFL running back after busting lose for 4 TDs last week. The Cowboys are obviously still riding the momentum of Romomania. TO can't even buy attention in Big D. How 'bout them Cowboys?

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Chicago at St. Louis, pick: Chicago
I don't care if Grossman has a QB rating of 0.3 this week, the Bears will still beat the Rams...

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