NFL Week 1: Revenge of the Ling

A long time ago in Brock far, far away...

EPISODE 2025
A NEW HOPE

It is a period of tariff war.  A brave alliance of underground Canadian football fans is challenging the tyranny and oppression of the MAGA empire.

During the battle, BROCK spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the correct NFL picks, an armoured station with enough power to destroy all of Brock.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Ling races home aboard his questionably dented Mazda6, custodian of the plans to save Brock and restore freedom to the galaxy...

THURSDAY FOOTBALL

Dallas at Philadelphia
LIAM:  Eagles
LOGAN: Eagles
LING: Eagles... for Logan

FRIDAY FUTBOL AMERICANO

Kansas City vs. Los Angeles Chargers
LIAM:  Chiefs
LOGAN: Chargers
LING: Chiefs

SUNDAY

Tampa Bay at Atlanta
LIAM: Falcons

LOGAN:Falcons

LING: Falcons

Cincinnati at Cleveland

LIAM: Bengals

LOGAN: Bengals

LING: Burrows's Bengals

Miami at Indianapolis

LIAM: Colts

LOGAN: Dolphins

LING: Dolphins

Carolina at Jacksonville

LIAM: Jaguars

LOGAN: Panthers

LING: Jaguars

Las Vegas at New England

LIAM: Pats

LOGAN: Pats

LING: Raiders

Arizona at New Orleans

LIAM: Cardinals

LOGAN: Cardinals

LING: Saints

Pittsburgh at New York Jets

LIAM: Jets (if only to cheer against You-Know-Who)

LOGAN: Jets

LING: Steelers

New York Giants at Washingtons

LIAM: Commanders

LOGAN: Commanders

LING: Commanders... for Erin!!

Tennessee at Denver

LIAM: Broncos

LOGAN: Broncos

LING: Broncos

San Francisco at Seattle

LIAM: 49ers

LOGAN: 49ers

LING: Seahawks!!

Detroit at Green Bay

LIAM: Lions

LOGAN: Lions

LING: Packers

Houston at Los Angeles Rams

LIAM: Rams

LOGAN: Rams

LING: Texans

Baltimore at Buffalo

LIAM: Ravens

LOGAN: Ravens

LING: Bills

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Minnesota at Chicago

LIAM: Vikings

LOGAN: Vikings

LING: Da Bears

That's it... those are the picks.  Good luck boys!

Well stated Bitch.  A+ for creativity...which almost makes up for the F you received on your picks last year.  Let's see how this year goes!  Good Luck Bitch!

SWING GAMES

BITCH CUP
Miami (Ling) vs. Indiapolis (Liam)
Las Vegas (Ling) vs. New England (Liam)

Arizona (Liam) vs. New Orleans (Ling)

Pittsburgh (Ling) vs. NY Jets (Liam)
San Fran (Liam) vs. Seattle (Ling)

Detroit (Liam) vs. Green Bay (Ling)

Houston (Ling) vs. LA Rams (Liam)

Baltimore (Liam) vs. Buffalo (Ling)

Minnesota (Liam) vs. Chicago (Ling)

MOTH CUP

Chiefs (Liam) vs. Chargers (Logan)

Miami (Logan) vs. Indianapolis (Liam)

Carolina (Logan) vs. Jacksonville (Liam)

AYSTAEG CUP

Chiefs (Ling) vs. Chargers (Logan)

Carolina (Logan) vs. Jacksonville (Ling)

Las Vegas (Ling) vs. New England (Logan)

Arizona (Logan) vs. New Orleans (Ling)

Pittsburgh (Ling) vs. NY Jets (Logan)

San Fran (Logan) vs. Seattle (Ling)

Detroit (Logan) vs. Green Bay (Ling)

Houston (Ling) vs. LA Rams (Logan)

Baltimore (Logan) vs. Buffalo (Ling)

Minnesota (Logan) vs. Chicago (Ling)